Sunday, January 30, 2011

being a girl is da BEST! :P

* we can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
* Our friends don’t say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
* Yeah, PMS sucks. but at least we have a good excuse to eat chocolate for a week.
* If we’re on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we’ll get lifeboats first.
* We get the bigger apartment on Friends.
* Girl talk. you know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
* We never have to stand in a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
* Dark circles under the eyes? a hickey? we can just cover them up with a little concealer.
* We don’t have to shave our faces.
* We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
* justin, carson, ryan, freddie, orlando
, brad. need i explain this one?
* We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys.
* We don`t have to dowse our food in tabasco sauce just to look tough.
* That whole circumcision thing!
* When we get married, we get to keep our own name or choose the one that we like better.
* We don`t have to deal with sideburns. what`s up with those anyway?
* At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
* We never have to wear tighty-whities.. or jock straps!
* Even if we are ugly, we have make up to fix it.
* We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
* Nose hair, ear hair, back hair - so not a problem for us.
* Slumber parties! guys just don`t know how much fun those are.
* We don`t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
* That special bond we have with our moms-some day.
* We don`t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
* Nobody makes fun of us for liking the backstreet boys or n'sync. well, almost nobody.
* pick up lines. they`re not something we need to practice.
* We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.
* We give really good advice.
* On tv shows we`re always the ones that have the coolest super powers.
* dollhouse, delias, XOXO, wetseal, abercrombie, etc.
* we can put cottonballs between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
* daria and lisa simpson are girls.
* bevis and butt-head aren`t.
* the coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
* We don`t have to sit on our wallets.
* Our wallets have a place for change.
* It is entirely possible that we will marry Ashton Kutcher someday.
* Our lives do not revolve around ESPN or sports center.
* it`s not required that we learn how to spit when we`re young.
* We are called tomboys, boys are called girly.
* We have nicer handwriting than guys. well, it`s true.
* We don`t have to stuff boxers in our jeans.
* Female pro athletes aren`t overpaid egomaniacs.
* Girls with guy first names (like joey) sound cool, but it doesn`t work the other way around.  


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