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10 Fakta tentang lelaki

Sesuatu hubungan tu bleh jadi mengelirukan bila se0rang lelaki dan perempuan itu sgt2 berbeza. Wanna make your relationship works? Ni amek beberapa fakta tentang lelaki yang kita perlu tahu sebagai seorang perempuan,HAHA :DD

30 persoalan kenapa lelaki masih membujang :DD

TERBAIK!!!

10 peraturan bapak yg ade anak pompuan to bf anak pompuan dy! :D

Kepada Bf anak aku, Peraturan 1: Kalo ko sampai kat pagar umah aku pastu dok hon…hon, pastikan ko bawak barang yang nak dihantar..sebab ko takkan ambik ape2 atau sesapa. READ MORE...

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Saturday, June 25, 2011

B.E.N.G.A.N.G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MIDDLE FINGER!!!!!
hah!
kan da kena!
shit lah kannn
huhh!
ak ckop pntg kalo ad owg na tego2 ak psl tdung okey! even my 'own' byfie tego ke ap ke
AK TA SUKAA!
hey dude!
wa na kasi tau lah kan
wtpe dowh pakai tdung semata-mata na cver suma 'perbuatan' jht?
wtpe dowhh pkai tdung tapi pakai baju ketat?
wtpe dowhh pkai tdung tapi prngai mcm org kafir?
wtpe dowhh pkai tdung tpi bla jln dgn mr.bf pelok sana pelok sini dlm cnema meraba segala bnda n tanpa segan silu d khalayak ramai pon tnjuk FREE SHOW?
wtpeeeeee VODOHHH?
same jgk dgn ko telanjang bngang!
eh klo setakat dgn pakai tdung tuh tros ckp baek ke ap
clap besar lah lu bhai!
kalo haty ta eclas ta guna jugak!
wtp pakai tdug dpn kwn2 tpi ble kua dgn  mr.bf habes hlg kaen tdung uh?
same jgk mcm ko permainkan ag siakkkk
depan mkbpk tdung litup segala bagai!
belakang mcm setannn!
wtp vodohhh???
babe!
lu dga cni ea
sejht2 mnusia dy akn brubh jgak sato hary nnt!
cuma masa y tntukan sma ad cpt o lmbt
y pntg wa kasi tao lu r bhai
HATI BIAR IKHLAS!!!!!!!!!!
bkn sekadar mnunjuk2 ja
k0 pk bdk2 y ta pkai tdung sume bohsia laa?
prmpuan mura laaaa?
MIDDLE FINGER!
ad jgk K0T bdk2 gurls y pakai tdg labuh smpai ke tumit kakii tup2 mgndung ANAK LUAR NIKAH!
ak ta ckp y pakai tdung uh sume jahat bhai
tpi ak na ko tao still ad lgi prmpuan brtudung y prngai mcm syaitan!
:)
jgn na judge org tgok dri segi luaran okey
ko sape babe na tnto org masok neraka ka syurga?
jaga amal ibadat ko sniri sudah lah kann
babe
ak tao BERDOSA BESAR perempuan yg DAH PERIOD TAK PAKAI TUDUNG
tapi babe
bnde tuh kena lahir dri haty yg tulus ikhlassssssssssssss!
slow2 lahhhh
ta pya na push
bknnye ta pakai lgsung
sume bnde klo na wt ke ap sume need tyme laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
relax sudaa
neh klo setakat depan org bajet baek tdung litup ape
tpi belakang nauzubillah!
tak guna jugak lahhh
ke ko na ak ckp ceni
LEK AH BHAI!
KUBO MASING2
cmtuh?
tuh da tahap kuang aja gyla babeng da
ak ta smpai haty na ckp cmtuh kotttttt
heh!
sato lagi
ko g cri jp kt ak prmpuan brtudung tapi suci 10000000000000000%!
g cari jp weh kt ak
HAHA
1 dalam 100 juta kot!
ko phm ta mksod ak?
sume same je lah bhai!
pkai tdung litup na mmpos tpi ble dgn bf.......................
PAHAM SNIRI R!
dunia makin moden bhai
:)










P/S: entry neh bukan dgn niat na menghina o wat,sekadar luahan perasaan kpd insan yg selalu meletakkan diri dia sebaik-baik umat :) 



Thursday, June 23, 2011

bahana!

monink readers!
oke today i've do da sameeeee thing!
anta my lil sis,una g tsyen dkt area as mall,y dkt tndop uh
haiyo!
ari2 asyik wt keje y same jee
tired maaa
=.=
so afte anta dy ak tros g as jp,na g bank then egt na lajak g asma jp
tpi setelah d pk2 kan balek
4 wat ak na g sane?
HAHA
myb sbb rndu skola kot kannnn
heeee~
:D
so plan pon ta jdi ak tros lajak g as mall,my mom da tggu sane da ngn adek ak y sorg lagi tuh
so sesampai je kt sane,ak  tros park kete btol2 depan pnto masok mall uh
hahaha
bkn ap meyhhh
penat na jln jaoh2
huhu
>.<
so sampai je mall ak tros serbuu VERNS!
makkk aiii!
rambang mata ak tgok kasottttttttt
ak fanatik tahap gaban kasot VERNS
even byk lagi brnd tpi VERNS still num 1
even pttern dy trlalu lmted kann
tpi ak sukeeeeeeee
heee~
ak tatao laa asl lately neh ak suke baget kaler puteh meyh!
rtuh mase kt kl ak da shopink handbag 1
wrne puteh jugakk
n thx to my LOVELY NANNY 4 belanje me dat beg!
moahx!!
so jln2 pusing2 ak da fall in luf dgn 2 psg kasot neyh







taraaaaaaaaaaa! HAHA 








puteh lagiiiii, HAHA








TA LAWA?
HAHAHA
sy kesah ape kannn?
wekz wekzzz!
:P
so pas jln2 kt mall ttbe perot lapiaq la pulak kannn
so my lil sis una ajk mkn kfc
ktowg flow je lah bdk tuh
kang ta ikot wt muka bebai pulak kannn
tpi y mlgnya ak ta mkn ponn
HAHA
DIET?
errrrrrrrrrrr
= ='
HAHA
adoii!
akcely cmni tao
pg tdi mase otw na anta una,ttbe dy ckp ceni kt ak


‎"una tgok kan,kakak neh makin tembam laa,yea la kan,cuti2 ja,xdak keja len,makan tido makan tido,mcm mana ta tembam,una malu laa ade kakak tembam2"


statement berani mati adek ak!
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
dy tembam xpe plak!
T.T
so ak mls na join dyowg mkn ak ckp kt mama na g round2 tmpt lenn
ttbe ad minah2 neh tego
"kak mary! lme ta jmpak! rndu mpa! amboi! mkin tembam nahhh!"
oke okeeeeeee sekali lagi ak k
enaaaaaaa
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ape malang nseb ak laaa
haiyoo!
ak pon dgn muka taik
"heeee besa laaaa,senang haty"
hahaha
pdhal dlm haty panas membaraaa
huhu~
so lepak2 jp ngn jnr2 ak tuh
tros ak g melawat body shop jp
ttbe ad owg tego ak dri belakang
pusing2
"marissa! long tyme no seee, oh goshh! awk mkin debab, berbeza dri dulu neyh!"
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
SEKALI LAGI AK KENA KANNNN!
sabo je lahhh!
omg omgggggggggg saket haty plus maluuuu
wakaka
tp xpe
i steady jeee
:D
ak pon ngn muke slamber
bese la 'sir'
sy sihat
HAHAHA
so borak2 jp tros ak blah 
dlm haty doaa
*mintak2 ta jumpe sape2 lagii
haih!
so ak pon ckp kt mama ak na blek dlu
HAHA
so otw na blek uma ak jmp kwn lme jp coz ad tmpah brg kt dy











4 my beloved sis :)
da ko na sgt kann
hah amek ak kasi free
HAHA
:D














adek ak dpt tros snyum melebaqqqqq smpai ke jordan!
coih!
mcm mne la boley mnt pttern uh
ta lawa laaa bg ak
huhu
tp bia la dy
jnji tugas ak selesai
:)












p/s :ak azam na diettttttttttt!
HAHAHA
then HOPE 'brg2' y ak bookin smpai dgn kadar yg segeraaa
:)













i miss youuuuuuuuuuu damn crazyyy baby booo!

pejam celik pejam celik
pejam tak celik celikkk
pusing kiri pusing kanann
atas bawah depan belakanggg
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
DAMN!
suma ta kena skank!!!
help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
ak rinduuu baby boo ak!
T-T




























p/s:miss youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :'(

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

panasssssssssss! d**n!

hello bro!
lu maen kasar sama gua nampak
tuduh gua segala bagai
wahwahwahhhhhh!
melebeh sudah neh!
sejak bila plak gua men chattin sama lu punya awek?
lu kasi tao gua meyhhh
gua bukan setakat chat oooo
JUMPAK DEPAN2 SEMBANG PON GUA TAK LALU MAAA!
wa mau muntah tgok lu punya awek punya muka maaa!
jangan nak perasan bagos sgt lah bhai!
JIJIK KOT!
lu pesan sama lu punya aweksssssss
na wat celita bia kasi masuk akai maaa
jgn wat celita masok lubang jubur lu snirik meyhh
manyak musuk looo
bodohhhh bangang!
lu pk lu punya awek howddddd sgt ka bhai?
mcm itu cengkerang siput ja wa tgok muka diaaa
wa ta kata wa cun
tapi klo setakat awek mcm awek luuuuu
mcm jari kelingking i sajaaa maaaaa
fak u brooooooooo!















p/s: org laen pon ad awek juga bhai,tapi xde fanatik mcm ko! :)


Tuesday, May 31, 2011

hello goodbye!

HELLO SEM 3, and GOODBYE  SEM 2 :)

pantasnya masa berlalu kan?
pejam celik dah nak new SEM! :)




what happened in alomost 2 SEM?
* perang dunia with a group of BUDAK KELAS
* perang dunia with AMMELIA ROSLAN
* being an enemy to my stupid JUNIOR. you know who you are. *DAMN!
* Last Corner and 5 Malaysia? the complicated situation ever.
* i've been act such a fool for a few months -- how stupid you are mary?
* i hate so many people but i just can escape myself from them.
* i've being a good listener to a few people and i'm tired of hearing that 'lapukkk' kind of topic! can you guys stop tell me the problems between you and your beloved SA? seriously its so boring. dont you know that? i've mine too!

the conclusion is?

MY BIGGEST PROBLEM OF THESE 2 SEM  IS ..

FRIENDS PROBLEM! 


I HOPE THAT SEM 3 WILL BE MUCH BETTER THAN SEM 1 n 2 
PLEASE :( .

Aim for NEW SEM --

:) live like there's no tomorrow.
:) appreciate everyone around me.
:) be the best among the best. Insyallah
:) make my parents proud of me!
:) be a good friend, find true friends and never hurt them.
:) put aside all the 'remeh temeh' problems.
:) dont cry over someone else. just waste my tears. right?
:) be happy no matter what happen.
:) stop thinking about the past. create the future!
:) diet mary diet! :D
:) and STUDY HARD! be a good student :)

:) not to forget, KURANGKAN BERSHOPPING :)

Thursday, May 5, 2011

SESAT punya pasal! ptffff~

hello peeps! rsanya lame da kot ta update blog,well,xd story p0n n one more thing,busy! :) *busy ngn mkn tid0 je laa,HAHA :DD
well cti sem p0n almst 2 month n dunno wat to do! s0 b0red! na keje boley aja seyh tp mslhnya ak kan anak emas,ape pon ta b0ley wat,HAHA :DD so juz lepak lepak at h0me n d0 smthin fun :) besa lah kan,ble cti2 jee rndu kt mr.bf makin membuak-buak la kan..so ape lagi beb,date lahh :))
s0 today g0nna b our day 4 movie..n semalam my baby alredi text me..mgharap sgt na tgok fast & furious *smpai majok plus gado gyla terok,punya na tgok sgt cita tuh n lastly we decide kua awl pgi..* dy decide not me :)
so early in da monink my phone beeps beeps*mcj dr dy soh siap awl,hahaha,tpi im sory baby*gaya cm amir maharaja lawakk,ta boley na smpai awl la dear coz my cuzy want to pck up her br0 frm skul so na xnk lmbt laa okey..so nak djadikan ceritaa,ak smpai punya la awl kt alamandaa,tgok2 dy(mr.bf) bru on his way! ptfff~geram coz kena tggu lamaa*tpi klo dy tgu ak lamee xd plak dy bising2,huhu..n dlm pkol 1 lebey he arrived n ask me neither watcin at alamanda o else,so ikot kepala hotak ak,malass,so kitowg p0n gerak la da curve ngn aty bbunga-bunga rianggg*na tgok fast n furious oiiiiii :D
so on our way..keta byk mcm ape jee..kua mas0k tol byk kali na maty,n suddenly jammed! ptff~ ngn myk na abes mmg kelam kabot gyle gyle na maty..mr.bf da mule anginn n mengamok sakan la dlm keta..abes ngn ak2 kena maraa..s0b3 T-T al-maklumlah,cuaca pns,ngn per0t lapaa..geramlah kwn p0nn..huhu..
n lastly na pth blek keta byk sgt plus sesat,so we dcide to lepak lepak d sunway pramidd.. :) unfrtunately,punya la lapa gyl0 tyme uh,na makan lah kann,tpi sygg,sato tmpt p0n ta menarik,n lastly my mr.bf dcide na dunkin d0nut*alas perot b4 makan nasik..haha.. s0 smbil lepak lepak kt dunkin donut..take a pix :)






koat melantak :)












curi mr.bf punyaa air :)













take pix anywheree :)















<3

 





s0 dat a few pix y ak n mr.bf amek..haha ta boley amek byk2..ta smpt..huhu..s0 aftr sunway..we just lepak lepak kt putraa n meet saifullah at there.. even ta dpt tgok m0vie*ptffff gerammm! tp mase y i ngn mr.bf spend tuh y sgt bmkne..heee~ ily baby! m0ahx! <3





Tuesday, April 5, 2011

sy TAK PERLUKAN manusia2 yg hipokrit dlm hid0p sy :)

hell0 lici0us! :)
da lme rsenya ta updte my bl0g*dekat seta0n kott,myb(bajet jp :P)..based on my title knn,i d0n ned any hypocryte people in my life! :)
SORY 4 th0se people y terasa o wat..tpi ini y sy ingin smpaikan :) sy tak perlu manusia2 y hypoc dlm hidop sy okey,kalo awk ta suke sy o wat,please cme in front of me n TELL ME :) jgn blakang brani gylak bsuara tp depan2 baek macam malaikat yaa :) kita neh mnusia kn,so xd sape y PERFECT N SO AM I :)
kal0 awk ta ske ngn cre sy,PLEASEE come n tell me okey buddy :) JANGAN NAK BUAT MUKA TOYA PLUS TOYU depan sy*sebab tuh sy ta pena bmuke mnis depan awk2 semuaa,sbb awk2 semua y aja sy wt demikiann :)
watever it is,im SORY yaaaa :)
















P/S : BEDEPAN LEBIH BAEK DARI CAKAP BELAKANG2 :)

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